This album has never left my rotation, it’s been a constant listen since the 90s

Much safer in the US; we’d get Vegas instead.

Will they bring back Emilio Estevez?!? Oh, right.

You know what I want?

Could have sworn the Indian Jones knockoff was named Tomb Buster, not Tom Buster, which sounds like a movie about a cop trying to crack down on peeping toms.

Or just fucking take it apart right there in the drydock.

I’ll probably get roasted, but I never cared for American Top Gear. Some bits here and there were funny/entertaining, but overall, it wasn’t good. Not sure I’d call it the worst though.

Acknowledging the reasons people steal helps to understand the entire problem. It doesn’t necessarily absolve the people who committed the crimes but crime also doesn’t happen in a vacuum, there are systemic factors that make crime more likely to happen. Acting like it’s just ingrained malice or whatever doesn’t help…

I would argue that any laxative is an assload of laxatives.

I never seen him fold shit. Just fucking around with the piano all day.

That’s where telephone poles come from, right?

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

It is common everywhere (especially in Texas where fajitas originated) to get a platter of pico, sour cream, lettuce, cheese and guacamole for your fajitas.

Butter Dish Energy

Yes, that is indeed how puns work.

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Actual good looking, smart stable genius:

I wasn’t addressing the issue of whether social media is “carte blanche grounds for firing.” I’m simply saying that public-facing social media is not your “private life.” Your private life is what you keep private. The things that you choose to do publicly, on purpose, in public-facing media, are not private. They are…