Uh, no. Penn State Football is much more important. You can transfer a priest to another diocese, but a good defensive coordinator? They don't grow on trees, you know.

Documented shit-eating:

Goose Gossage: “In my day we kept the japs in internment camps and the Cubans on their commie island where they can all lollygag around, smiling and pretend to play real baseball. We throw good old fashion fastballs here in america. None of this fruity off speed stuff. And if you think otherwise or you’re a minority…

Maybe he’s 29 in American years, which, with the current exchange rate, works out to 17 in Canadian years.

Right.... because getting a tattoo at age 16 somehow makes one deserving of death? Don’t quite your day job to become a lawyer.

No. No no no no no. No.

You said “It’s hard not to feel sorry for Schilling”. This guy cost so many of his employees so much trying to fulfill his expectations and believing his promises. If anything I feel sorry for all the people he screwed in his ambitions and I hope they are all better off now than they were under his direction.

I’ve been a diehard Ohio State fan since I was a kid. Nick Mangold was always one of my favorite Buckeyes ever and I loved how he’s had such a brilliant career in the NFL. Until this...

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Seriously, there are so many other swear words you can choose to use instead of homophobic or racist ones. It’s not like we’re lacking in choices. Hell, get creative, use another language. What a lazy fucking piece of scabrous hyena ass.

The Terps did basically that for a game. It was hideous.

The NFL did announce that all “Color Rush” games would get special yard and line markers for the field.

The wife and I have been thinking of painting our bedroom a lovely shade of cardinal yellow.

Why bother attending the match?

You’re killing your father, Larry.

Then there’s this: LaRoche, along with Brewers pitcher Blaine Boyer, spent 10 days in November in Southeast Asian brothels, wearing a hidden camera and doing undercover work to help rescue underage sex slaves.

Good lord, did Rick Reilly ghostwrite this piece of shit?

All they need is a cardboard cutout of the owner with pieces of clothing removed after wins and the team’ll be right as rain in no time. Wait, the owner is ‘Liberty Media Corporation’? Well, corporations are people too, so I guess a cardboard cutout of the late Antonin Scalia.