On some Bushwhackers shit

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Pete: Well I’ll be a sonofabitch. Delmar’s been saved.

Blessed are the rape cover-uppers, for they shall dominate Division 1 sports.

This and Jerrah’s action show yesterday make it clear, once again, that the NFL owners are not your friends. I have no love for Romo’s Trump loving, Brokeback Mountain ass, but he does deserve better than being dangled out as trade bait, all the while, his most likely suitors go in another direction leaving Jones the…

Reporter: Mr. Snyder, what’s your primary sports management philosophy or motivating factor? Is it championship rings? Legacy? Community improvement?

Q for Dan Snyder: How are you preparing for an eternity in hell?

TBF, Snyder has a fair amount of competition: James Dolan, Jeffrey Loria, Vivek Ranadive.

Dan Snyder is the most classless owner in American sports.

The good news for the Bengals is that Marvin Lewis won’t add to his playoff loss total any time soon.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

I really hate the fact that this asshole is going to run for President every cycle for the next 30 years. It’s like the American people having to simultaneously deal with a herpes outbreak every 4 years.

Pretty much this. When they aren’t on camera anymore, they will (or at least should) find another way to protest. So Nantz is technically correct, but in the most dunderheaded way possible.

Shhh! You’re supposed to be outraged! There’s no room for reason here!

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

To be fair, that is probably what he is programmed to say in response to any question...

Low self esteem? We’ll bomb ISIS!
Lost your job? We’ll bomb ISIS!
Stuck in student loan debt! We’ll bomb ISIS!
Painful hemorrhoids? Oh don’t you worry, we’ll bomb ISIS!

At least the man is consistent!

Isn’t he a parent or grandparent? Has he ever met a kid before?