“I hope it brings us a national championship,” Georgia’s lieutenant governor said today.

Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

It’s like a reboot of the Dumb and Dumber franchise with the two idiots trying to get out of Cleveland, but their plan for redemption has less planning than Harry and Lloyd’s.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

Sports are supposed to be an escape from reality. If I wanted to hear someone complain about ‘not in the face’ I would have spent the afternoon in bed with my girlfriend.

I think it’s a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation

I don’t agree with a lot that Charles Barkley says and clinked on the article fully expecting to mock his latest quote.

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

Certainly. How do your sacred cows operate?

Call 1

I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that the Goose has strong opinions on Black Lives Matter.

My grandpa does the same thing, but he calls them "coloreds."

Asshole Fan #1: I think think that coin hit her. It may have hurt her.

It’s funny, I had a similar thought in regards to Walgreens. It’s actually hilarious that the NFL treats its players like Walgreens treats its cashiers.

And a lot of employers who pay their employees a lot of money don’t test for it and don’t care. Other than Walgreens, which is backwards and stupid, there may be a good reason for those other employers to test. Little good reason for the NFL to test.

This article could be called: "Your regular reminder that old white men are in charge."

Convicted of beating the shit of your girlfriend? Play for the Cowboys.

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

The majority of owners don’t give a damn about their fans or the communities their teams reside in. The NFL is nothing but a machine that exploits the players and fans. Who gives a shit about what Cam says or who Payton hugs? The only thing left is, “Show me the money.” - Rod Tidwell