Technically, God is a theory.

“Perfect symmetry” is redundant. It’s like saying “insufferable ESPN personality.”

You know what really makes Seahawks fans look petulant and stupid? Referring to themselves as ‘12s’. It was nice when you were an up-and-coming team, but now it’s time to shut the fuck up with that.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

So the Tea Partier got tea bagged?

Revised rooting order:

Adidas totally has a black friend.

Dan Snyder is wondering why he didn’t think of this.

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

Very nice, Luv. Check out young SRV. Superstition.

Woman Crush Wednesday: Debbie Harry of Blondie, singing (and rapping about eating cars, and a man from Mars in) Rapture:

Warren Haynes and Grace Potter combine to perform a great cover of “Gold Dust Woman”.

Holy moly, Manning’s head in profile looks like it belongs half buried on a polynesian island.

Hmm ... I think I’m not going to assume there are a whole lot of “extremists” out there just waiting to lay claim to ranger shacks on remote wildlife refuges. More to the point, I don’t think these dipshits are “extremists.” They’re idiots. They are accomplishing precisely nothing beyond getting some media attention…