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Nothing you’ve said in any way refutes the notion that the army should be able to select people who do not have PTSD and who are not likely to suffer from mental health issues. If the army has trouble finding people like that to staff Twitch channels, something they don’t have to do both from an organizational

I’m shocked to discover that there’s 2 Fortnite games!

As funny as this meme is, most of the time presenters are dusted with powder makeup to remove natural skin oil shine. If they recorded at home, which is likely, they probably didn’t have the necessary makeup artist on-site to prep them for the recording, so they end up looking shiny.  We all look shiny, we just have

I got real excited by LiA when Cloud started dancing, and then there was a ghost Marlene for some reason, and Cloud said “groovy” for some other reason and I was left unfulfilled. 

YOU sound like a tool assist!

There’s an old saying from Voltaire that reads something along the lines of “Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good.”

I fail to understand people’s reasoning of “it looks better, who gives a shit about The Olds” because apparently you guys, having a redesign that is both more handsome and still perfectly legible was just too difficult a concept

You and me both. Apparently, the “if you CAN do it, you SHOULD do it” ideal is the prevailing axiom. Unless it offends people, then they want it buried in the upside-down and you can no longer talk about it.

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

if you were ever in a wreck, you could just push/pull/kick/hammer yourself from the mangled mess of your car, then push/pull/kick/hammer your car back into the shape of a car.  

All it takes is a little tugging or pushing or kicking to straighten out stuff that you wouldn’t normally think would/should bend that easily.

Really great article! This is something I’ve been wondering about for a good while. I bought the first game before any of the extra content had been released, and I was curious how they were able to keep putting out free content that was of such high quality. It didn’t occur to me that being on the Switch would have

I guess PSN is short for “Place Selling Narcotics” then.

Wired is still the superior method.

I WATCHED THIS FUCKING TRAILER 20 TIMES ALREADY AND I KEEP FUCKING SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY. I NEED A GODDAMN LIFE ALERT

why would you need a sim card for a dedicated music player? more important are the measly 16 gigs of storage and the apparent lack of storage expansion.

Spending hours on this raid and getting some lame-ass drill sounds almost as bad as spending $60 and getting Fallout 76.