Can companies not be evil fucks FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

“Microsoft tried to get in front of it by saying that none of the users’ screenshots would be accessible by anybody not using your Windows profile, not even Microsoft.”

No way in hell would I have been able to put it so well. So a star to you, mate.

Counter-argument: the vast majority of TikTok users won’t care enough to side-load or root their phones to continue consuming TikTok, and the people who would bother would stop using it anyway because everyone has gone somewhere else.

Maybe you haven’t noticed this—maybe you’re straight (I’m sorry)

Yoshi-P: “Just but a PS5 hahaha just kidding, sorry, bad joke.”
Kotaku: “OMFG YOSHIDA IS A CONSOLE ELITIST”
The Comments Section: “What do you mean I need to read the article before commenting?”

What’s all this whataboutism with Jared Leto’s pranks? Sending dead rats to coworkers is obviously toxic but so is leading your coworker to the brink of insanity.

Horny nerd here. Can confirm.

There were other options than Tali? Who knew...

“[Diablo IV] is coming out as a full-price game built strictly for PC and console audiences.”

Thanks for the heads up. No way am I supporting anything related to NFTs.

The level of disdain I have for the series after what they did makes me have zero interest in this.

Hahahahaha holy crap. No, my sweet summer child, you’re expected to pay, not play for years for free.

Worst timeline confirmed.

I noped out when I read “proprietary detergent cartridges.”

“Sir, we released the Generic Apology and Striving to do Better Tweet©, but it doesn’t seem to be working!”

At the time, MS had announced restrictions on used or borrowed games (I think you had to pay $10 to play a used game) and a very strict DRM protocol. This was huge at the time, and Sony took advantage of this to burn MS to the ground by announcing that of course you could share your games with your friends on PS4.

A previous Kotaku article mentioned that getting a shiny new unit in Honkai didn’t feel like an achievent, but rather a chore. And I completely agree. Thankfully unless you’re aming to be a pro Abyss player or something, you only need to grind for main stats in artifacts and not pay that much attention to substats.…

And 4 stars are incredibly useful, too! Hell, Albedo’s best weapon is a 3*, and the free 5* sword we got from Dragonspine is a godsend on Keqing. I just wish it had a more stable source of primos like Honkai Impact 3rd has.

Right? I rerolled until I got a 5* (Keqing) and all I could do was farm for her stuff and suddenly I had a one person team and a high World Level, so it was getting hard! Luckily I had a few friends who helped me farm domains and suddenly the game figured I was having enough bad luck and threw some amazing units my…