No way in hell would I have been able to put it so well. So a star to you, mate.

Maybe you haven’t noticed this—maybe you’re straight (I’m sorry)

Yoshi-P: “Just but a PS5 hahaha just kidding, sorry, bad joke.”
Kotaku: “OMFG YOSHIDA IS A CONSOLE ELITIST”
The Comments Section: “What do you mean I need to read the article before commenting?”

What’s all this whataboutism with Jared Leto’s pranks? Sending dead rats to coworkers is obviously toxic but so is leading your coworker to the brink of insanity.

There were other options than Tali? Who knew...

“[Diablo IV] is coming out as a full-price game built strictly for PC and console audiences.”

Hahahahaha holy crap. No, my sweet summer child, you’re expected to pay, not play for years for free.

Worst timeline confirmed.

“Sir, we released the Generic Apology and Striving to do Better Tweet©, but it doesn’t seem to be working!”

At the time, MS had announced restrictions on used or borrowed games (I think you had to pay $10 to play a used game) and a very strict DRM protocol. This was huge at the time, and Sony took advantage of this to burn MS to the ground by announcing that of course you could share your games with your friends on PS4.

A previous Kotaku article mentioned that getting a shiny new unit in Honkai didn’t feel like an achievent, but rather a chore. And I completely agree. Thankfully unless you’re aming to be a pro Abyss player or something, you only need to grind for main stats in artifacts and not pay that much attention to substats.…

And 4 stars are incredibly useful, too! Hell, Albedo’s best weapon is a 3*, and the free 5* sword we got from Dragonspine is a godsend on Keqing. I just wish it had a more stable source of primos like Honkai Impact 3rd has.

Right? I rerolled until I got a 5* (Keqing) and all I could do was farm for her stuff and suddenly I had a one person team and a high World Level, so it was getting hard! Luckily I had a few friends who helped me farm domains and suddenly the game figured I was having enough bad luck and threw some amazing units my…

The date part is pretty good. Rosaria is a character highly expected by many players, lowering the World Level is... yeah I could see its uses. Best part is the five Condensed Resin imo.

A perfect reply.

My car’s AC won’t give me any heat at all until the car is actually warm. I could turn it on, turn the AC on full blast and naught but a freezing cold breeze would hit me until I’ve driven at least 10 minutes.

Then y'all wonder why most of the world doesn't like the US very much. 

I have pet Cerberus so much he refuses to let me pet him anymore. I’ve seen the pet function disabled. Not sure if beta bug or what but still, Cerberus gets pets because he's the best boy yes he is yes who's the best three headed boy?! 

South American here. Rather than simply erasing them, adding a few more emotes to encompass a larger Latinx demographic would’ve been better.

You know, at some point, these overly pasteurized PR responses become even worse than a legit, human answer to such a thing. Not just because it sounds like every other “sincere apology” out there but also because come on, “No other sensitive data such as passwords or credit cards was exposed” downplays the fact that h…