The date part is pretty good. Rosaria is a character highly expected by many players, lowering the World Level is... yeah I could see its uses. Best part is the five Condensed Resin imo.

Objection! I submit that he is a massive, galactic size cunt.

A perfect reply.

My car’s AC won’t give me any heat at all until the car is actually warm. I could turn it on, turn the AC on full blast and naught but a freezing cold breeze would hit me until I’ve driven at least 10 minutes.

Then y'all wonder why most of the world doesn't like the US very much. 

I have pet Cerberus so much he refuses to let me pet him anymore. I’ve seen the pet function disabled. Not sure if beta bug or what but still, Cerberus gets pets because he's the best boy yes he is yes who's the best three headed boy?! 

South American here. Rather than simply erasing them, adding a few more emotes to encompass a larger Latinx demographic would’ve been better.

You know, at some point, these overly pasteurized PR responses become even worse than a legit, human answer to such a thing. Not just because it sounds like every other “sincere apology” out there but also because come on, “No other sensitive data such as passwords or credit cards was exposed” downplays the fact that h…

A game out for months now and a non-exclusive game from a company that harbors rapists and abusers.

See, the main issue I have with this is that, judging by past games, this should say:

Can we agree that Activision is just a mistake at this point?

I gave it a shot.

The very thought of having to use, say, Photoshop with this small thing makes my head ache. I’m sure I’d get used to it in time but come on, Fn + I,J,K,L for arrows just negates the arrows altogether.

It’s almost like if the oil companies should’ve saved for a...
puts on sunglasses
... dry spell.

Straight to my veins.

Dear Beaumont Hospital,

Wouldn’t that be part of the 60% of the revenue allocated to the company instead of the 40% allocated to the devs?

Ooooh can’t wait for the next Jimquisition.

I have a Ye Olde Uno and I love it. If I find this new one anywhere you’d better believe I’ll buy it as well. I just thing the bigger numbers work better for people with non perfect vision, helps make the game more dynamic since you don’t have to focus at all to see them.

They look amazing, but I agree that the original ones would be far easier to actually play with. The giant numbers and symbols are there for a reason.