Tsk tsk, Nathan. Everyone knows the correct plural is Reedi.

I finished playing Celeste on the Switch just a couple of days ago, 95% of the time using the Switch Pro Controller. It was utter hell. Any slight deviation from exactly the correct arrow makes the controller output a diagonal. Anyone who has played Celeste knows this is far from ideal. I have died countless times…

I finished playing Celeste on the Switch just a couple of days ago, 95% of the time using the Switch Pro Controller.…

Nice articles you’re pumping there, mate!

Hold up. You’re telling me a non-official Nintendo product can brick a Switch? Why? And when did Apple buy Nintendo?

Hold up. You’re telling me a non-official Nintendo product can brick a Switch? Why? And when did Apple buy Nintendo?

Honestly, the “we take these matters seriously” has gotten so old already. If you did, none of this would’ve happened in the first place, you bastards.

And you would be right. Unless they’re programmed to win or you have some sort of wizard trick, you’re not getting anything. I’ve seen those machines drop a cellphone strap.

Dad here. I am legally allowed to make every single one of these jokes, repeatedly, until the end of time. You cannot stop me.

Fixed it for ya.

Zero. Maaaaaaybe that one dude that lives under a rock. Other than that, zero. I don’t know a single soul that played the original that this remake only reaches Midgar.

You mention winter and cold, but can this thing keep away summer mosquitoes?

You mention winter and cold, but can this thing keep away summer mosquitoes?

That was me during the entire thing. Add some joy tears and you’re done.

- It’s clean,
- The turbo was installed by a seemingly professional team,
- It’s a Ferrari, for 40k.

You know, as a South American, I find this more disturbing than most. This is how it starts. You pretend demonize people and then wait for people to forget TV is fiction.

Fixed it for ya.

White terr-or-ism: no such thing, it’s only terrorism when the Middle East does it.

I love the dumb, sexy nonsense that is DoA and its spinoffs, and I hope they never, ever change.

I’ve been begging for a Parasite Eve remake for years. Glad to see I’m not the only one!

Man, whenever I mention I’m from Argentina and the first thing I hear is “Maradona” instead of “Fangio”, I die a bit inside.

Gotcha, thanks!

Yennefer is holy crap, they took her right out of my dreams. Ciri looks good enough, I’m guessing it’s not the Witcher 3's story yet.