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Vassago Gamori
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After this wraps up, when is the class-action civil suit from the others he raped going to see a courtroom?

They'll turn it all around once they launch Breitbart Buddy, fOr KiDs!! —prepped n' ready to infect younger minds for generations to come…

…a rabid nest of chubby lunatic vipers all wearing his face?

World is that much less amusing now.
Little kid in me loved you with the pure heart of a child.
Rest well, Adam West, rest well.

If urine to that sort of thingie.

Send us the love letter, fucker!

This regurgitated squirmy thing brought to you by Vomit on a Platter

Boys, you'll be Hellmen soon.

Careful strainin' there Trentch.
Yah risk blowing out an O-ring.
Maybe get a squatty potty.

Universitas Harvardiana has maintained a certain pretense for hundreds of years about prospective candidates and caliber of character; better to snip these weeds early—if by 7 they h'aint got it, Harvard shan't let taint rot it.

Squirrel Girl already knawed his balls off and tied em to a telephone wire where they dangle like old pair of sneakers.

Thank you…never knew anyone cared*…always felt it was all just mere squirtin' into the void.
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*sheds tear like Iron Eyes Cody at the dump

…i remember 'em from the 70's, so maybe the early 00's was the comeback…or maybe dead babies just never go outta style!

Risking splinters rubbing woody peckers.

…postneoprotoretro cybersplattersteampunque will cogitate the dilating thrusters of the fuquetronic combobulator nanoprobing visions beyond the dangerous new forbidden perimeters.

Agent Orange acts like, for the recipient: its mandatory handjob time, demanding his circuspeanut be pumped til cheezwhiz discharge.

“It's offense you maybe can't live with because it opens up a crack inside your thinking, and if you look down into it you see there are evil things down there, and they have little yellow eyes that don't blink, and there's a stink down there in that dark and after a while you think maybe there's a whole other

Schrodinger's Earth Theory posits an indeterminacy state between a "Fat" Earth and a "Rhombus Fucking Parallelogram" Earth.

…a burgeoning neck-breaking rage?

Wide-eyed tyke watching Vader:
"Oh Yeah! Choke that fothermucker good!"
Ccrraackkk!
Tossing the corpse at the wall like a badass,
then later,
HOLY SHIT,
this guy can gag a fucker with his MIND!
I love you Darth Vader!