First Family maggots are a disgusting attack on the country!
Shit-slurping, fart-huffing, piss-drooling, cum-drinking booger-pickers all!

Spicer may engage in inter-species erotica with a donkey whilst wearing a ball gag and assless chaps next.

Predator 2 redo

Ivunka Tramp
don't be wussy
you're a champ
show Daddy pussy

No, you are not.
Ima hoping for Ambush Bug & The Heckler.

…And would suffice.

…it confounds us and it penetrates us; it blinds the galaxy together…

You're not Pensky material.

"Two for number two, please."
"I'm sorry, which movie was that?"
"The Shi Theads."

The Juggalos
We're climbing high and diving low
Through the sky, 'cross the land
Straight to you
With a helping hand
Ready with a helping hand
We're friends indeed
Should you need
If you ever need
The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere
Flying high, flying loose
Flying free like we all could be.

Conway Twitter poops first.

If I..
If I could travel in time some time
I'd travel to the end,
of all of mankind.
And there I'd find a brother of mine,
we'd travel through space,
in his silver ship,
we'd pass through the stars,
and over the moon.

SGT. NICK PENIS and the BRASSBALL BATTALION in "Hard-ons for Hitler!!"
and
Alcoholics Illustrated featuring Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Drunk
from
National Lampoon.

When i was a 'lil kid, my Pappy showed me Phantasm, Midnight Cowboy, and Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.
Stuf like Benji seemed lacking afterwards.

Perhaps some new special pneumatic arrangement can be made with local utilities to deliver the MickyD's directly to the toilet bowl.

…and if the stats don't measure up…neither will the wearer, as a history of poor metrics automatically activates the cock ring's razor iris 'cigar snipper' mode.

…a swarthy coxswain, soothing oils at the ready, with audible wink and lens flare tooth twinkle during encouraging smile.

Ramenoffs will meet the Stroganoffs in the Food Network crossover.

Coming soon:
American hog anus providers vs. Spanish hog anus providers.

Which comes first?