Time to pull the plug on Jersey's own Baron Harkonnen.

….Alderaan
Alderaan so far away
Alderaan
Alderaan all night and day
I couldn't get away
A cloud appears above your head
A beam of light comes shining down on you
Shining down on you….

…and how loved he was by all his friends.

Is that Eddie Google?
He know Johnny Yahoo and Bing Bing?

Splashmob, crashmob, bashmob, rashmob, trashmob, or dine'n'dashmob?

Tough sell.
I found that it only works if you staple your penis to your kneecap first.

If I let you go, do you think that you can fly?

Like Plastic Man, Mister Fantastic, Elongated Man and Stretch Armstrong beating on bongos with dongs.

Nice of you to offer, but…
No.
I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
Those wounds run…pretty deep.

A new world awaits you in the offworld colonies…

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Baffle Neck
is
The Batman-man

Good for you.
…gotta thing with Bing really bringing in the bling.

Rocco Falcone would like to have a word about your repeated thrusters into the induction matrix…

…are you a stride of wealth and taste?

…legendary tap-dancing awaits; thunderous clackety-clack hooves delight the children, as your pendulous breasts also nourish the children.

…only in his guise as Funky Flashman.

Most people are gonna be all:
"When is this fuckin' planet gonna fuckin' blow up already."

…because the ambassador is a Cardassian?

…and certain co-workers inspire a more 'action, not words' policy and camera-free hideaways are procured for private playtimes at work.
Its like the company pays us both to frolic…