…he's a Howard Huge kind of fellow.

It was the Anal Cunt reference for me.
Which reminds me; their version of Sabbath's 'Paranoid' is a hoot…

…I would have sex with Carly, Lena, and Ann.

Yes. Yes, it does.

…was hoping for AV Clubbing Baby Seals but don't think it will land.

The only truly safe places: casket or urn.

…nor a "pud" or a "ding" to be found either.

…only if we're blind and twitching in a room somewhere.

Sinatra Jr.

Such as served in public schools on fish stick day.

…sounds about right, plus later shenanigans between Californication & California release dates & some on-stage ribbing after getting stage cock-blocked by Kiedis.

We care a lot.

I daresay they shan't get anywhere with that bad attitude!

…more, tell us more.

…that J-lobbin' is all over this thread.

…plus: MONDO CANE, Tomahawk and FaNtOmAStic bliss.

Epic is the only song that sounds like it does in their entire catalog, and the only fish related casualty..;-)

…with Chuck Mosley as Hillel.

The SuPrimusacy is coming…

Only a Sith president can build a Death Star absolutely…