For me personally what it is is taking my own cars too seriously.

This be it.

Sick roll cage..

“Still waiting for Akira”

Not a Michigan State fan by any stretch, but that doesn’t seem too egregious of a punishment. Guy has been there 28 years, so he’s probably making around 100k a year. Promotion to tenure is usually somewhere around a 7% bump. So he loses a week of pay and almost 2% of his salary, so you’re saying a fine of basically…

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

Had to go from Stevens Point, WI to Minneapolis for weekend Naval Reserve duty, but my car was broken. No problem, ride the dog! (Greyhound)

Retard: To limit. For example to mentally retard, experiencing limited mental function.

No.

>When I bought my first 355, shiny new off the dealer floor in 1998, I parted with ~$120,000. Today that car would be worth around ~$75,000, a depreciation well shy of $80k.

But they don’t perform in celebration of the tourists from Kansas, which is what’s happening at an inauguration. (Not to mention that plenty of the tourists from Kansas aren’t “deplorables” in the first place.)

Can I put in a request for MORE swearing? I want all these people who complain about swearing in headlines to just get their work done at work

John Madden, with telestrator

Anne Frank. Let’s see if she has any faith in humanity now.

Gilbert Gottfried...especially “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”

4th gear:
Membie when Jalops confidently proclaimed that America didn’t need electric or hybrid vehicles to increase fuel economy, because Europe had solved that problem with “clean diesel?”

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

I’m the emailer. I understand your horror. It is duly noted that you will NOT be attending any catered affairs at my place.

They told me, as a groomsman, not to drop acid before my friend’s wedding, but fuck it, they were divorced in 18 months anyway, which I foresaw.