Ok that is hysterical!! Omg! 

Sometimes you need to wait for the audience to catch up...

If the other administration or representatives of it had kept going, had kept — you know, if the other group had won, I will tell you, that you would have, I think you’d have a GDP of less than zero.

Oh my God the Twitter tantrums we’re gonna have this week. They’ll be incredible. As long as they don’t start a nuclear exchange—always a possibility, mind you!—it’ll be entertaining, as long as you consider 80-car pileups in a tule fog to be amusing. (I do because I’m an asshole.)

As far as she knows.

Can’t we do both?

Bummer, I was hoping this would be dumb fun.

just make National Treausre 3 already

I don’t think any one considers it august, in fact quite the opposite.

Well it is August... they have to talk about something.

Listen up, shithead: Steve Alten’s MEG was not a crummy book. I’ll betcha you didn’t even bother to read it, so STFU and get back to your mama’s basement. 

Can we get them all in a plane somehow?

You know, you made me double check what I wrote. I, in fact, did not say “good” anywhere in my post. “Trashy fun” is all I wanted.

“and then, in the van’s last scene”

It is Papa John’s getting out of Pepsi hand.

‘Fire me boy!’

I’m gettin’ a “mega-load-on”! Right guys?!

Shut up, The Meg.

If science has taught me nothing else, it’s that the megalodon should have a machine gun mounted in front of its dorsal fin and a spot for Jason Statham to stand gun down any fucking commies escaping the sharks gaping maw.