If only you were the CEO, you’d do wonders to the brand. Just the simple things that need tweaking...A lot of it!! From there onwards, create perfection from the drawing board all the way to the factory floor...

i mean, most ‘based on real events’ movies are bullshit, whether they’re horror or not.

nah

“Every time I visually engage with your physical presence, my cardiac muscles experience heightened activity, ooh-ooh-ooh.”

I will only buy it if the instrumental parts are written out like “bew bewbew, bew bewbew”

Yeah, it’s almost like any supernatural movie ‘based on real events’ is total bullshit because empirical reality and science are real and the bogeyman isn’t. There are some pretty entertaining movies that suggest ‘what if fantasy was reality?’, but I prefer the ones that don’t say ‘fantasy IS reality!’

Big Boi is definitely buying a copy.

Who knew the first weekend after Labor Day would be a good weekend for Horror flicks? Warner’s has it locked down next year as well with It: Chapter 2.

A lot of the “based on real events” in horror is about that. Yeah that couple doesn’t necessarily deserve to be immortalized as heros in film, but it's so fantastical I don't think it'd be taken that seriously. The first one was fun, wasn't a huge fan of the second one though.

Gosh, how could a story about nuns abusing and killing kids NOT help?  I mean, even in general.

Afraid of nun puns? Jeez, what a wimp-

It just seems to be the convent-ional thing to do these days

I dunno, a lot of them seem pretty un-convent-ional 

I’m torn between chastising movie-goers for giving money to con artist hucksters exploiting people’s tragedy/superstition and not doing that because I’m probably going to watch it when I can stream it for free. The Conjuring series is based on a couple of frauds who peddled their BS to exploit tragedy. On the other…

Oh for God’s sake! Are these bad nun-orientated puns going to become habit?

I saw the teen Titans Go movie on Friday. It was pretty good for a kids movie. I probably would have enjoyed it more watching it on my own home though

it’s been a really bad few months for new movies... wasn’t gonna take much for this movie to make a good heap 

Sometimes you need to wait for the audience to catch up...

If the other administration or representatives of it had kept going, had kept — you know, if the other group had won, I will tell you, that you would have, I think you’d have a GDP of less than zero.

Oh my God the Twitter tantrums we’re gonna have this week. They’ll be incredible. As long as they don’t start a nuclear exchange—always a possibility, mind you!—it’ll be entertaining, as long as you consider 80-car pileups in a tule fog to be amusing. (I do because I’m an asshole.)