As far as she knows.

Can’t we do both?

Bummer, I was hoping this would be dumb fun.

just make National Treausre 3 already

I don’t think any one considers it august, in fact quite the opposite.

Well it is August... they have to talk about something.

Listen up, shithead: Steve Alten’s MEG was not a crummy book. I’ll betcha you didn’t even bother to read it, so STFU and get back to your mama’s basement. 

Can we get them all in a plane somehow?

You know, you made me double check what I wrote. I, in fact, did not say “good” anywhere in my post. “Trashy fun” is all I wanted.

“and then, in the van’s last scene”

It is Papa John’s getting out of Pepsi hand.

‘Fire me boy!’

I’m gettin’ a “mega-load-on”! Right guys?!

Shut up, The Meg.

If science has taught me nothing else, it’s that the megalodon should have a machine gun mounted in front of its dorsal fin and a spot for Jason Statham to stand gun down any fucking commies escaping the sharks gaping maw.

People who don’t like Beyoncé don’t like fresh air, clean water, good genitals, wine that costs more than Arbor Mist, pizza, etc.

I was really lukewarm to her—loved her singles but wouldn’t call myself a “fan” and was turned off by the immense and constant hype—until I watched a YouTube video of her performance at Glastonbury Festival. I watched it maybe four years ago and I stayed up for hours watching YouTube videos of her and was totally…

My only real complaint with Bey is when that She-Hulk picture her was floating around. I wish she had taken that one to Marvel and went to secure that bag of Disney Money.

I’ve always thought of Beyonce the same way I think about Meryl Streep. She’s good at what she does but not the phenomenon that everybody makes her out to be. While neither are my cup of tea, I admit it takes a lot of hard work and determination to do what they do and I respect them for it.