The guy they had playing young Uncle Jr. was just about perfect. He might have been a little too tall, but his look and the way he talked were spot on.

If you could take a time machine anywhere, to either view or participate in any event throughout history (without making any long term changes to the space-time continuum), what would it be?

Bike thievin’ should be a hanging offense.

I always figured they just used a made up drug to get past the censors. There’s no way a major studio would release a film with high schoolers snorting meth or crushed up Ritalin as the heroes.

The AV Club

If you’re interested in behind-the-scenes music history, you should check out Ben Westhoff’s “Original Gangstas: The Untold Story of Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Ice Cube, Tupac Shakur, and the Birth of West Coast Rap.” That had a section that talked about how her solo album was originally due to be released either right before,…

I’m just glad that the Burgess Meredith character from “Time Enough At Last” found a new pair of glasses and found someone to mate with.

I would like to go hunting with Ted Cruz. Perhaps let him become “missing”.

And that depends on if they’re just Hungry, or if they’re Hungry Hungry.

And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame. It’s interesting, the coincidence. What you’re gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame? 

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s Disease?

That Bob Saget roast was brilliant. While every single other roaster was trying to go over the top with how edgy or gross their humor was, Norm comes in and tells a bunch of old, cheesy jokes that are just awful. When the camera cuts to the audience, most of them look confused and are wondering what the fuck he’s…

It is on Netflix. But it’s not the same! 

SyFy pulled this bullshit a few years back, but then had it on again the next year, so I thought they were done with this nonsense of not running the marathon on the 4th. Fuckin’ idiots.

My mom thinks I’m funny.

You better talk to your teacher for that subject where you were homeschooled, because nepotism is the only way you passed that class. Pwnschooled!

And not everyone learned reading comprehension in high school apparently.

This movie takes place 10 years after I graduated, but I still find it to be the one that most closely reflects my high school experience. Dipshit friends, having no clue whatsoever how to talk to girls, and weekends entirely revolving around procuring and consuming alcohol. The only thing that didn’t ring true was…

Oh, got it! Thanks! I didn’t realize she was a historian, just seemed to remember her talking contemporary politics.

I am completely ignorant of this reference. I looked her up and recognize her from political talk shows, but don’t recall anything she said relating to P HOS’s comment. I was really hoping my Google search of “Doris Kearns Goodwin numbnuts” would turn up a story about her calling someone that, but no luck.