“All this pressure to be bright......”

It makes sense, since he probably had to dictate what he wanted posted to someone who’s actually literate.

Cool screen name, Mr. Weinstein.

Impeachment hearings will begin when Trump finally fucks up so bad that it hurts the poll numbers of congressional Republicans in their districts. Then they’ll jump on the bandwagon to try saving their own skin. But whether that happens will depend on the tolerance for stupidity, arrogance, racism, hate and ineptitude…

In the spirit of the old AV Club, I’ll express my feelings about a lot of the new commenters with a Simpsons reference (Courtesy of Supernintendo Chalmers):

All the scumbag sexual predators in Hollywood must feel like the Gotham City underworld after Batman first made his presence known right now.

It’s on the Pop network. They run something like four or five episodes every afternoon.

No, I’ve missed jokes before. The difference is, if it was funny to other people, I didn’t complain to the joke teller that they needed to be more serious. That’s why I’m calling you humorless. Not because you didn’t get the joke. This whole stupid argument is getting tiresome, so I’ll let you have the last word.

Yeah, it happened once before. They were overly sensitive, humorless dummies too.

Hey, the only reason I insulted you is because instead of letting a joke go that only you seemed to not get, had to leave a smartass comment about that being my fault for not leaving only earnest comments. On a pop culture website that’s an offshoot of The Onion. If you only want information and serious discussions,…

Oh sweet Jesus. It was a joke. Are you any relation to Prince Ruprecht the Monkey Boy? I bet your family reunions are a fucking blast.

How is “Infinite Monkey Theorem” not on that list of weird band names? It sounds like a Prog-Rock band.

Wait. Are you talking about the one from the early 80's? If so, I was introduced to him way earlier than on Coach.

No shit. Woody Allen isn’t the only one people around here would genuinely love to stab right now...

So many people anymore are too fucking stupid to comprehend irony, sarcasm and hyperbole.

Bill Fagerbakke was perfectly cast in the TV miniseries of The Stand. And just remembered him being pretty solid as a piece of shit prison guard on Oz.

My dry sense of humor doesn’t quite translate to the written word for some people on occasion. Which has gotten me in trouble online before.

According to the link recognitions previously posted, he’s donating it to some end of life care facility.

I was hoping they’d greenlight the edgier Aborted Sheldon script, and save us from this nightmare.

I heard the “I ain’t afraid of no gays” in Ray Parker Jr’s voice in my head as I read that line.