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Fuck doing an Office revival. I want to see a series about Dwight at the White House now. If it was at all realistic, that fascist dork would replace Kushner by the end of season 1. And based on his inexplicable turn into a ladies man in later seasons, he’d take his place in the Oval Office, and in the bedroom with

I thought he was great in Six Feet Under.

Send a mob of “Viewers Like You” to rough you up.

How do we filter out the teases? We don’t let them in. This goes for the guys too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you’re livin’ in FUCK CITY!

And the young kid setting off firecrackers in Italy. That guy could be fucking brutal on the job.

From the looks of that picture, her mouth and teeth are gonna be stand-ins or stunt doubles for Aunt Jackie’s.

As an Irish-American, I’ll call your Pai and Jindal with a Hannity and O’reilly, and raise you a Bannon.

“Smug” and “Prick” are the exact same words that came to my mind when I saw that picture of him above.

I can live with that.

It was actually “sex pants” that he called her. Which makes no fucking sense at all. Unless they’re crotchless pants or something. But I don’t really expect anything too clever from a guy who’s claim to fame was eating like Donald Trump for a month.

Mark Hamil, Weird Al, and Tom Hanks are my trifecta of almost no chance of being named in a scandal. I’ll throw Richard Dean Anderson in there too. If anything comes out about MacGyver being a sexual predator, my childhood is ruined.

That montage just made me hungry. Both the microwaved food with milk on the Tony part, and the fresh cooked meal with wine during the Furio part.

I was wondering what the hell that meant. I’ve never seen that term used for a Western before.

God, that was great. And I love how Tony tried to rationalize it to Carmela afterwards by saying he was still recovering from the gunshot and how Bobby being 4 or 5 years younger gave him a huge advantage.

The chocolate by itself is nothing. When they start speed-balling with peanut butter it gets really dangerous.

If Chrissy hadn’t come in threatening Tony, I wanted to see Silvio still put that bullhorn to use by covering “Dead and Bloated” on karaoke.

Bobby was great. I think him and Furio were the only guys on that crew that weren’t completely unredeemable pieces of shit.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

Qui-Gon’s “We’ll handle this” was so badass, that’s all the dialog I needed from that scene.

Episode II was the worst of the series. That stupid shit with the conveyor belt at the end looked like it was just thrown in to have something to do in the video game based on the movie.