Bear with me, ‘cuz this one is a doozy, and spans a few years.

Thank you! At least they could do the bare minimum of starting off with a sentence about how they never shared or tried to share last time to set the mood. Plus some people are posting multiple stories that seem to be of completely different people.

this is the only post i read and comment on. i am ok with being the grey ghost lady. but yes, i remember when this was fun...

Idk, I call bs on this one. That detail about Bethany being a midwestern mom just struck me kind of oddly. 

You forgot to include the line after the unnecessary description of the house layout “This will be very important later, trust me.”

BRAVO. Bra-fucking-vo.

“Without a Whisper”

And some of the replies this year are already so patently fake...the try hard writing style gives you away, fools!

If one of the requirements is that the story is true - why did you post the OBVIOUSLY fake masturbatory thrift store story from last year as an example?

Wait, did we decide the “thrifting the dead lady’s dress” story was fake last year?

Eh, fuck that apple polisher. He just annoys me as soon as he starts speaking. 

Commentariat gone full rat mode. You hate to see it.

“and how his campaign aimed for the center so successfully”

Answer me this-

That depends.

Lots of people have shitty jobs, real wages continue to stagnate and Donald Trump is a horrible racist.

One more time: All Skin Folk Ain’t Your Kin Folk. So looking forward to the Coon Crew, Cubic Zirconium and Polyester, to join Ben in shuckin and jiving on the campaign trail.

Well you’re throwing the baby out with the bathwater here and this article isn't "gamer outrage," it's level-headed criticism of a product 

Interesting. Maybe the solution is for Amazon to litter the empty aisles with sketchy third party vendors selling knock-offs and expired product?

I’m not shopping a place that profits on low wages and absurd working condi....oh wait