The ET review honestly is a lot more of what I’d expect from anything that Kurtzman is involved in. That guy is such a talentless hack.

For a website that hands out As like a community college instructor, a B is not encouraging.

Online polls for audience scores for popular culture are not accurate. It only counts votes from those that decide to participate, is easy to manipulate via ballot-box-stuffing, are extremely vulnerable to brigading and are awful at nuance.

Fernando: the face- eating leopard party said they don’t eat the faces of legal immigrants, so i believe them.

Those are some lying motherfuckers and mentirosos in there as well.

Well. Yes. She clearly was making their lives difficult because she was insisting that they stop allowing a toxic culture. Just like any woman over the last century in any workplace who has tried to stop men from touching them inappropriately/demanding sexual favors/demeaning them/fighting for salary parity or any of…

Not saying that’ the case here, but ...

It was believable up until the point where you decided to wear head to toe thrift stores clothes without washing them first. 

I don’t super agree with your tone but I do agree that each year this contest runs, the stories get more & more clearly made up. This isn’t a short story fiction contest, this is for people who have actually experienced scary/creepy/paranormal shit. That’s why I read. 

This is fake AF. And it’s a bummer people are encouraging dumb fanfic here because the preceding stories have been pretty great. This is about how great your vintage collection is, how you’re so petite no one wears your size, how amazing you looked and how you became an instant celebrity and then solved a crime and…

Okay but what about the cats??

Spacing is your friend.

And also I said the ghost stories were stupid I’m here for the ones about scary real people, those are actually frightening.

I mean all of us are commenting on a blog, there are no geniuses in this thread.

I swear I heard this somewhere else. 

Dude, this guy I dated years ago told me the same story, but instead of Spain, it was in Chicago.

Nope, not buying it.

Security cameras are super inexpensive nowadays. You can buy them on Amazon, they connect via WiFi, you can monitor them from an app on your phone, they alert you when there’s sound or movement, you can make them do an alarm sound or a dog barking sound, etc. and they work at night, too (they have basic ‘night vision’…

About 16 years ago I was single and living alone, for the first time ever, in my 1920s bungalow. I loved my little fixer upper, and I had found a nice antique English haberdashery armoire at an action house for only $100. My bedroom was the very back room of the house and had no closet, only my bed and this armoire. I…

It’s not too earth shattering: my great-grandmother could always tell when someone had died before you went to tell her (she didn’t have a phone for most of her life). There were also a few other innocuous “tricks” she could do (like levitate a north-facing window, don’t ask me, I never saw it). What’s creepy is that,…

I mean the ghost stories on this thread are always stupid but this one is literally about a woman who could not avoid the Noid.