My dress is available in regular and petite sizes for $34 and $43, respectively!

This is also exactly how the cat instagrammer community works, except instead of being sad and circle-jerky, it is amazing because everyone just loves everyone else’s cats. It’s probably the nicest place on the internet.

If ModCloth experienced immaculate conception via Anthropologie, these Insta accounts would be the baby Jesus, and I would root for Pontius Pilate.

I’m referring to the part where they list her achievements, like that should make a difference as to whether she gets booted for something so trivial.

It’s used against all women in conflict zones.

Yeah, if I saw a toddler nursing; I would think that child can stop nursing and survive on food/outside drink/nothing for airplane take off.

Esquire used to have this column called “The Indefensible Position”—maybe they still do, I haven’t seen it in a while. I’ll be that guy today, not in a jerk way, hopefully, but just to run it up the flagpole to see who burns it down/shoots it/assaults it/sues it/screams at it until that nerve shows in their forehead…

Ok I am already mentally prepared for the trolling but I just gotta say it anyway.....

If you can’t afford a car, you can’t afford a baby!

I think my only issue with the whole thing is... she is still breastfeeding at 2 years old!?!

I’d almost suspect a “retirement” rather than a resignation. He could claim that he accomplished everything he set out to do and promised in his campaign (destruction of O-Care, huge, beautiful tax cuts, massive job creation, record high stock market, regulation reduction, etc) and that he did it in record time (no…

Nikki Haley is an opportunistic traitor to her own people who have a loooong history of persecution. Frankly, I was shocked that her father, who is a turban wearing Sikh, was sitting in the front row right behind her at her confirmation hearing. She’s a disgrace to Sikh people. All over the rest of the world Sikhs…

The words “dealt with” are especially suspicious

Well, he wouldn’t have been a midwestern artist, he would have been a southern artist. But I think the whole tone of the movie would have been different. And maybe less sad when he died.

The video is funny and spot on, but, like...

SoonYi was not his step daughter. He never adopted her and he never married Mia Farrow.

So I’m re-watching the pilot of “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”. And in light of all the horrific shit in the world it is just so stark raving obvious. It’s not women that are incapable of important posts, creativity, managing things, and are hormonal. It’s men. Men are the ones (yeah yeah yeah #notallmen) that cannot do…

She joined Springbreakers because Harmony Korine was her mom’s favorite director, I wonder if something similar is going on here. I can’t imagine the prospect of working with a 112 year old who looks like a depression-era used condom is that enticing to her in and of itself.

If someone spews Nazi shit in your face, punch a Nazi. Its a clear cut, tried and true method of dealing with them. Failing to do so means that one Nazi might turn into two... or four. Or 400. They breed with each other like rabbits spewing their hate and their vitriol. Write down their names. Tell the places they…

Unbelievable. Yet somehow totally believable.