this only applies if you transfer >1 embryo, which most reputable providers won’t do anymore, especially for younger women.

Hi, Jezebelles (and beaux)!

No, for several reasons. The logical reason is that hand tattoos blow out and look terrible pretty quickly. It’d be signing up for a lifetime of touch-ups. The less logical reason is that I have some superstitions about such things, so I feel like if I got a marriage tattoo, it would somehow doom the marriage. …

I don’t care if she has bathtubs filled with coke, Harvey still shouldn’t rape people.

Being militant about a position is a sad way to go through life.

What’s most alarming to me is how vehemently people seem to agree with that. The most poignant reply that I’ve gotten was from a guy who did cheat and came clean and ended up with a better relationship for it. He expressed some truly beautiful sentiments and we should all aspire for that kind of honesty and trust in…

Well, it’s Saturday morning now....but I guess if there’s another costume party you end up at, you could say:

I think that it’s important to point out that males who preach “progressive” politics are just as dangerous to women as right wing ones.

I’m going to turn this one over to 20th century philosopher John Rawls.

Narcissists, lacking in self-awareness, should be shipped to an island where they can torment each other with inappropriate loud singing, inserting themselves uninvited into each other’s conversations or endless selfies. It’s a personality disorder where the only cure is isolation from the rest of the world.

The only way I will allow this is if I’m allowed to throw a screaming child at the singer, in lieu of rotten produce.

I mean, if you need to strangle him with your bare hands now, I’m sure we can crowdsource a decent alibi.

This sounds dumb, but my husband got me a 9 foot charging cord for my iPad. At the time (a few years ago) I didn’t know such things existed. He’d noticed me sitting awkwardly near my charger and surprised me with it. It was so thoughtful and solved a frustration I didn’t realize I was having.

Also, don’t forget how much crap she got for not being adequately cheerful at winning silver in London. Imagine all the abuse she took, putting her body on the line, always made to think she’s not good enough unless she won gold, and suddenly she has to put up an appearance of being happy after coming short?

Melatonin. And also alarm clock sleep sounds app. Guided meditation and you pick what background noise you like. But mostly melatonin.

As I fully accept that I am a terrible person:

I’m still waiting on my apology from Ben Affleck for taking the role of Batman.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

So why can’t you get them through an online doctor’s service, like we can with birth control pills and other medication?

My parents told me an elf would cut off my thumb if I sucked it.