If you're going to dress like Carrie Fisher then please, please, sacrifice as she did to make the golden bikini look good. Show some respect for yourself and my pre teen fantasy.

No one told her? The cure to freckles is to be a shut in. The sun is your bane. Works great for me.

I do not envy any one whose job it was to boil down The Invisibles into a paragraph. Hmm...now where did I put those TPBs? Might have to buy this.

Was not a fan. To be fair, I didn't see every episode.

I don't mean to schill on Kotaku, but Templar Assault on Android is a great facsimile of Space Hulk.

I was always more fascinated by Wakanda than Black Panther.

I think my point's self evident. The value of it is a matter of personal opinion. Much like my opinion of the value of people who troll the internet looking for something to be outraged about.

It had taken centuries. Generations of Man waiting to die. A hateful globe, not unlike their own so long ago, hung in the air. This was their way. They spoke without words. They took without touching. They killed without weapons. Their apathy, if the idea behind that word can even be applied to them, was their…

Yes. Read that novel that you hate so much. That'll show 'em.

Horribly racist novel that you've never read and have formed an opinion on based solely on a bunch of bloggers and internet white knights saying that it's horribly racist.

Keep on living by those double standards based on problems that you've never had to face in your lifetime. Yeah...reference that civil rights movement again. Then remember that you're throwing a childish shit fit about some mediocre science fiction that you've never read.

I see a bunch of people whining as loudly as they can from their computers about something existing that they don't want to exist.

Oh...so instead of it just being a bad novel...we should spend an inordinate amount of time talking about it like it somehow rates above being a bad novel?

Yeah...I remember that time Eddie Murphy painted himself white...or when Dave Chappelle did it...or any of the thousands of other black actors/comedians. So much emotional trauma caused.

Oh hey...what's up populist censorship campaign.

It is one of the best parts of that film. I call fair on spoilers. I tell people too though...unless I know they're going to actually watch it.

Olga Kurylenko was super hot in that movie. For that, it was acceptable.

Yes please. I will buy this at midnight on day one. I'll buy whatever special edition bullshit you put out. I'll let you bend my wallet over. Just do it soon huh?

I nominate Eppy Thatcher from Grendel.

"If every other male character wore extremely tight spandex that prominently displayed a set of firm buttocks and adhered to every contour of an enormous package."