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Yes. Painfully hilarious.

Are you saying that there are no women in the video game industry?

You want to be realistic. You have a problem with big tits. Why no problem with big muscles? They're both gender characteristics that have sexual connotations. There's a lot more to swinging a sword or axe than how big your muscles are. Shooting a gun doesn't exercise your biceps and yet Gears are ripped. Tits

You said realistic and then decided to support your argument with the complete opposite. I can see where this is going.

It's not your mistake man. You were just reading what was put in front of you. It's Kotaku's, and the original interviewer, mistake.

I don't think the OP expressed himself very well, but did you read the article above?

When the male characters have biceps the size of small children will you apologize to this man?

"I think another point, aside from the fact that a lot of female characters in games look downright unrealistic is the fact that a lot of the feats they perform (without getting into magic and other video game unrealities) would be impossible with their exaggerated dimensions."

I used to care about social injustice and entrenched stereotypes. Then I took a blog in the knee.

Yeah, my girlfriend can't handle dual analog sticks either. Watching her try to walk through doorways is painful.

Yes...yes. Chum the water with the proper bait and watch the views climb up from the dark depths. The trolls and their natural predators, the white knights, cannot resist.

Except no one is calling it that. Except Randy Pitchford. In an offhanded comment. In...one...fucking...interview.

If he'd offhandedly referred to it as "boyfriend mode" would you show the same amount of righteous indignation?

How colorful should blasted concrete and a decayed tanker be?

Did...did you call Bulletstorm "creative"?

The third game blew that old "3 colors" bullshit out of the water. If you're going to be snarky...at least be up to date.

None of this matters.

"Then again, she somehow manages to roll up into the morph ball, so I may be looking into this a little too much."

8-Bit Samus wins.

If her wiki page is to be believed she's actually quite talented and intelligent. I don't find her cuteness to be as overpowering as others do, but...well...she was Veronica in Fallout NV so fuck off alright?