TL;DR — The Hugos need to change and evolve with the times. The Puppies exploited the same loophole that L. Ron Hubbard’s followers used decades ago.

You can hate Dallas all you want but don't fucking lie to people

There’s a reason some of the top cancer research facilities are in Houston. The whole town is a carcinogen.

What was that, Drew? I couldn’t hear you over mouthfuls of Pecan Lodge barbecue.

Keep telling yourself that. It’s adorable. *patpatpat*

DALLAS RULES EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXXXXXXX

Dude, this is an article about revenge, he exacted revenge by heating up the dish. If he didn’t do anything out of the ordinary, why is it in article about revenge? I don’t like the way this person took revenge. If you do this everyday at work, well then he did revenge wrong. It's like saying, I told the customer that…

I’m ok at it, you just like burning customers!

The OED defines “schadenfreude” as the “malicious enjoyment of the misfortune of others”.

Let's assume that she really didn't mean 200 degrees, and I'll be generous and assume you're all not sociopaths...because anyone who has worked with food knows that being burned hurts and causes permanent damage...damn, rudeness does not equal physical harm. For the last time, the customer was rude, but let's not play…

I wish I could continue this conversation, but my lunch is over. I eagerly anticipate the many responses I’ll see after work in todays session of “I didn’t like the way my customer talked to me, so I’ll secretly cause them physical harm!” By the way, the answer to the question was no, customers do not deserve to be…

He told her in a CYA kind of way, yes technically I told the customer it was too hot, but also noted the extra effort to heat the dish beyond what was reasonable. It was even noted that the dish couldn't be picked up without a napkin. Now if he really cared, he would've stated that to the customer. He did not. No…

Yep. Usually beating it's last beats right after being ripped from some poor sap's rib cage.

Assuming they only picked the best 7 for the job and if the best 7 were in fact caucasian, I don’t see any issue. You want to make it an issue? That’s racism. This isn’t a Hollywood movie, they don’t have to pick someone just because of their race.

Tacos for life!

I feel like everyone saying “Chipotle sucks” lives in California or something. Not all of us have mission burritos, you assholes.

tacos forever rice and beans on the sideeeeee

So instead of ordering a burrito, he orders all the constituents ala cart and makes it himself?

Yes to the first, emphatically no to the second.

Popular opinion: Burritos are awesome, Chipotle sucks