Did it occur to him that the female models might make the women feel exactly as awkward as the male models made the men feel? No. No it did not.

That seems a little melodramatic. How much business are you really going to lose if you close the office for 30 minutes?

Yeah, I’ll leave the patient bleeding in the chair while I go eat leftovers from last night.

I want the experience of having $12,500, which I will then sit on like a covetous dragon and absolutely not jizz away on meeting magazine people.

This is all the proof you really need.

I hear you. The giant ball of sunshine on the left in this photo is my grandmother, pictured here with my father. In photos she consistently radiates this incredible, infectious joy. A few years after this photo was taken, her family - my grandfather, her, and her three young children - went for a Sunday drive. A…

But chasing a pigskin sphere around a lawn is worth $10 million a year.

Is irrelevant to this discussion because no one coerced these women or exploited them, and sure-as-fuck nobody is profiting off them. But hey, its edgy and hip to dismiss any form of devotion and discipline as a cult, so good on you for having the penetrating insight of a smarmy 18-year old.

So, here’s a crazy idea: when a kid reaches a certain amount of lunch debt, a social worker or school administrator reaches out to the kid’s family to try to find out why: is the kid going to school with lunch money every day and getting it taken on the way to school? Are they just spending it on chips in the morning?…

I’m always blown away when these same women have several children.

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

If i wasn’t act work I would post the video of the Chris Rock bit about bullets being $1,000 each and how that would reduce drive by shootings.

Reminds me of Khaled Hosseini’s A Thousand Splendid Suns....

“Why those boys? Why not me?”

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.