Serious answer - that’s a full-coverage panty brief, and they make them for all sizes EVEN FOR WOMEN YOU FIND SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

I don’t know what people think “nonrefundable” means. I’ve paid hundreds of dollars for a hotel room I couldn’t use because I made a mistake when selecting the dates. I immediately knew I’d messed up but when I called they said it doesn’t matter if it’s been 1 second, once you click the button that’s it. Learned my…

Politics?! No Kitchenette or Millihelen? They’re the only two sub sites I’m out of the fucking grays on!

I don’t like this for me, and I could see backlash against same-sex marriage if same-sex couples chose this, because they’re supposed to value marriage so much, that’s why they wanted to be able to.

“Beta marriage” = dating

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

Imagine if this dude:

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

“I doubt he was allowed to pay for his own meal anywhere in the Bay Area.”

Had she arrived still pregnant, that almost child would have mattered greatly to Texas, but since the baby had already been born, they would not have cared about it at all.

My favorite thing is when a bug happens and people somehow think it’s something that can be fixed in a day or less. You can’t expect to alter a few lines of code and not have something pop up elsewhere as a result, and go through tons of code all over again.

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

I assume the Ben Carson solution would have been for all the cheerleaders to send him nudes at once...

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Captain Hindsight! I didn’t know you were on kinja.

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going…

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…