Yup. They want something legal to be impossible to actually acquire by those they don’t like ::cough:: abortion ::cough::

I applaud your mother for not withholding her generosity from you based upon your single status, but yeah. Gross.

You are, to an extent. I defy you to use “I’m not sorry I am, but I’m sorry you’re not” in any context and see how people receive it. It’s not your situation that reeks, it’s your smug framing of your circumstances.

As someone who just had way too much wedding, I am begging engaged folks to heed your words but take it a step further and apply the same to themselves: you will not care either.

I’m not sorry I am, but I’m sorry you’re not.

His teensy little “Success!!” gesture at the very end is always so very good.

:O

What you said makes as much sense as Michelle Bachmann believing individual apes are still evolving into Homo sapiens.

Oh they’re definitely sneaky little shits. I spied one hanging on the end of a long strand of grass and could see its little legs reaching out to grab the next beast to walk by.

I don’t know the age of the commenter, but my personal experience has been age-related for sure: I’ll never forget the look on my 60 year-old mom’s face when I told her a great deal of women remove all their pubic hair. I literally had to do work to convince her, because she was so astounded and incredulous. This was…

I read the article. I could HEAR my vagina seal shut.

I know a woman who refers to her pageant work as her “sport.”

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

My friend was on it for a decade, because her last name is “brown” and she failed to confirm her booking on flight 93. (She changed her mind about traveling across the country to see 98 Degrees. Smart on so many levels.)

Huzzah!

So have I, and while internet arguments are typically fruitless I just couldn’t stand it any longer.

Yeah I’ll get right on that.

Ha ha god, you have got to be kidding me. So you’re sticking with threesomes being outside the norm, unless something traumatizing has happened to you? Pathetic, myopic and judgmental.

Threesomes are only normal if you’ve been sexually abused? Fuck you and your unbelievable leaps and stumbles.