FLUSH it? Are you insane? Never flush that shit, unless you hate the homeowner.

Eeeek noooo, least not on the first pass. I always do front-to-back first, to ensure any messiness I’m unaware of stays away from the goods. Then back-to-front. Then a million more times back and forth because I’m a clean freak and my dainty butt doesn’t chap easily, apparently. Only figuratively.

I wonder how many guys become ‘woke’ later in life, lonely and womanless, realizing they pissed their youth away for a trolling, woman-criticizing ideology that denied them their instincts? (Finding someone to feed and humor them.)

Hahaha. Is something still a fact if it’s not true?

This is me leaving the office and spending the rest of the day working from bed with my cats piled up around me.

Anthropologie large latte bowls. Those bitches are perfect for everything, they bring out new colors from time to time, so you too can have too many bowls simply because: http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/product…

“Most white men want white women, many cannot get their first choice so they essentially settle for Asian women.”

If you ever did, simply for being such a selfish, controlling hypocrite you deserve to watch your wife get plowed by a complete stranger she finds attractive. Ugh.

You’re a tiny devil forever perched on the shoulder of undecided swine everywhere. It’s good stuff.

If you have to disrespect and potentially destroy other people’s relationships in order to “hit the reset button” on your own situation, then you are a piece of shit who deserves misery forever. How selfish could you possibly fucking be? BUY a beautiful woman for an evening then, don’t be a cheap bastard and steal…

Spare me. What about the countless religious types who keep trying to pass judgement and laws to punish others based on their very state of existence, instead of their actions? Why do religious people feel they have the right to call others ‘evil’ for being gay? Because you’re told to believe that’s inherently evil?…

I’m female, and I see no problem with having to manually put seats down. Use the center flap of the paper cover! Use a single square of toilet paper!

It’s a nice, clear 52 degrees here in San Francisco and I do believe I am now helplessly obsessed with Person of Interest. Thank you!

None of the above. That Neutrogena one left my skin feeling dry and scaly, though maybe it was related to my devolving back into a reptile.

None of the above. That Neutrogena one left my skin feeling dry and scaly, though maybe it was related to my…

The other side experiences unfair and disruptive work environments too, so therefore... it’s all fair?

Thank god I’m not the only one.

Nope. My mother is a chemo infusion nurse in a clinic that routinely understaffs their nurses while triple-booking patients per appointment slot. My mother has not taken a lunch break in three years because she can’t manage to step away from her five patients per hour. Never you mind when someone has an adverse…

With Contrast and Saturation on full-blast.

Aah, I remember the days of yore when I was very small and my logic ran thusly:

Jeeeeesus christ. Just read books you want to read. The end.