Came here to say I love your name and avatar. Love that silly show to death.

I thought the title referred to paternity TESTS.

“We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby...of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are!”

That sloth looks like Mitch Hedberg. I approve.

Same with my ex: his worst nightmare was marriage, because he was surrounded by so many negative examples. Can’t argue with that, because there’s no falsehood to be found.

I’m sure every individual would approach it differently, as individuals do, but it seems a downer that you would try your hardest because you’re afraid of not getting a renewal, instead of because you love the person and want to stay with them. Those two things could be the same thing, I suppose — maybe it’s just the…

Argh!

Nah, just amused at people shying away from the concept of commitment, and making new labels for things (short-term marriage business contract!) because they don’t like the stigma of the old things (OMG DIVORCE FAILURE). You’re not a failure if your contract comes up and you opt not to renew, huzzah hooray whizbang…

Totally! I’m insanely happy in my current relationship, but not ready to say Yes yet because when I do, I’m going to mean it for the long haul.

Anything can be a positive or negative influence, depending on how you choose to let it affect you. My ex grew up with a thrice-broken home, while I grew up with what I still feel is a creepily fantastic image of what marriage can be. BOTH doomed us to fail, because we kept a stranglehold on our expectations without…

Right? My parents are racking up 40 years, and I had the extreme misfortune of learning just how loving and sex-filled their union continues to be while living at home for a couple months. Oof. May my future children be so scarred, I hope!

This is just an attempted workaround in order to avoid the word ‘divorce’ when it’s still the same result. My ex wanted to stay together forever without getting married (which is cool if you’re into it), with this bogus logic: “If I get married and divorced, I’ll be just like my parents.” So I dumped him, and it…

Does he also believe lesbians shouldn’t share facilities with straight girls? Where does the line get drawn in Crazytown?

My mom trapped seven year-old me on a cliffside outcropping of rock at high tide and told me all about it in horrifying, scientific detail. There was no escape but death.

HA HA HA Rousey stockholder over here, everyone!

Exactly: we’re talking about a teeny tiny mole, which YOU have a problem with.

Oh my god, this. I work in such a company, and get daily email follow-ups: “Is it fixed yet? I reported the bug THREE WHOLE DAYS AGO, wtf is taking you guys so long!?”

It kind of does, at least from a bad storyline consistency point of view. The characters of IV referred to the Jedi as an “ancient religion” that no one seemed to believe was ever actually real, even though they had been around, were powerful etc. less than 30 years prior.

Your “plan” for rapists is exactly what my uncle has done and yet you say no, he may not be released, he must “make his bed and sleep in it.” For how long? He has been making his bed for 22 years, and has worked through his issues and faced his crimes with several professionals. He’s doing your plan, thanks very much…

So you don’t believe in rehabilitation or people being capable of change. Great! Good luck.