The little boy who digs up a mammoth skeleton in his yard should break his shovel in half, pack up his things, and proceed to live a quiet life indoors - comfortable in the knowledge that he will never have a more perfect day digging a hole.

I’m willing to cough up money to make sure that the porn I’m watching is as ethically fucking produced as possible, especially if the women involved in making it have agency and input, as is the case here. So from a consumer’s perspective, yeah, not so counterintuitive.

I love watching men jerk off. God, it is so fucking hot.

I knew I’d never see any meaningful change in my lifetime when I saw this...a grown man (a leader of men no less) crying over another grown man who’s claim to fame is believing in an imaginary man in the sky.

I bring a built in tripod.

A woman named Angela Kipp

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

I do it maybe too much.

This is her alter ego, Dim Kavis.

Pete Davidson was HILARIOUS on the Beiber roast, making fun of his own fathers death in the World Trade Center. I really admire people who can turn a personal tragedy into a joke that good. And now ripping on Brian, and being cool about it all. I like this guy a lot.

Mine is lavender, and I can’t help but sleep more on the left side (also mr kittyman sleeps on the right side), but I def have the farting and snoring thing DOWN.

Elsewhere, Cattrall is pretty happy with the way her life has gone. She’s painted her bedroom pink and sleeps in the middle of her king size bed where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

I think the problem with this is that she equates being motherly, and being a mentor, with being a literal mother. And no, no it is not the same.

I love her. That concludes my commentary about this woman.

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

Australia’s Answer to the Cat Communicates Through Poop much like the American politician.