When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

IM SO SORRY IT CAME OUT WHEN I WAS WORKING 70 HOURS/WEEK AND HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME OUT ON A STREAMUNG SERVICE DONT HATE ME JUST HELP ME

I’m happy for you that your sports ball game made all the touchdown goals.

That reminds me of when my grandpa died. He didn’t have the whole family there but he had his kids and some (adult) grandchildren. The day he died and until my dad dies, my dad says, “He died like he wanted, the center of attention.” Lots of awkward laughs at the funenral receiving line.

They are married to him.

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

My Jewish parents attended mass given at the Vatican by Pope John Paul II. I asked why, and my dad told me he was hungry and wanted the cracker.

How tall is she now?

Another A+ for his facial expression! Come on, Donald- CONCENTRATE!

That’s redundant

This is a masterpiece.

I’m gonna need you to marry me now. This is everything.

inspired

Magnificent.

LOVE DIS!!!

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