It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

This is true only if you are a Red Sox fan and/or are comparing them to the Yankees. Who of course suck, regardless of their record.

I do too! someone told me once that I look like her and a few people went ‘ooooh :(‘

Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest babies who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation passing gas, waiting for naps; slaves with white diapers. Mommy has us chasing toys and laser pointers, eating pablum we hate so we can make shit for our…

I can’t think of anyone that DOESNT need a Star Trek night. And that includes Star Wars folks.

Well, the Red Sox appreciate data more than most baseball teams.

I like the way you think. And now I am reassessing the way I think.

Please note that while exposure to hornets can cause physical pain, exposure to a green hornet can cause emotional pain.

A Happy Meal!

I approve your approval.

Wait. I’ve seen this episode of NTSF: SD: SUV::.

Is this fake baby in a car seat? ..... but ...... why?!?!?!

As a married male in a dry spell of Greek tragedy proportions, bless your smutty heart. (Meant in the best possible way!)

Also, if you are a woman, laying spread eagle on the couch while diddling yourself is not a bad strategy.

Hot dam just like me. I crank it every morning before getting out of the bed.