vanillasludge
Vanillasludge
vanillasludge

Pictured: Quadrifoglio depreciation trajectory. Prospective owner included.

Parker and Alex are both insufferable douches.

“asked if he could test drive it for a day or two.”

Reminds me of the prowler test mule. It was used to test the front suspension.

Is that a type of bird?

Given a good portion of them are saying racist things, including actual WWII era Nazi slogans, I’d say the ones who are “protectin muh herituge” might be in the wrong crowd.

The alt-right protestors were protesting the removal of a statue of a segregationist and, many would say, traitor. Does that automatically make all of them racists? Maybe not all of them, but it’s a rather questionable cause they’re supporting.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

What all the BUT YOU COULD BUY BLAH BLAH BLAH FOR THE MONEY people seem to forget that the reason why Mark 4 Supras command the kind of money that they do these days is that people like and want them.

Crowdfunded submarine. Crowdfunded submarine.

In Lancia’s case, maybe they could launch a program to fix all the stuff that was broken in the original product.

But it involved poop. Poop is always funny.

Props for having this level of ondemand bowel control.

Needing 5 ECUs and needing all 5 of them to “agree” with each other isn’t my idea of exquisite engineering. This is one of the long list of cars I’d love to drive in mint condition once, but never own.

Sorry, but no. This is a regression of a century of dashboard design and a returns to the Model-T days.

It just looks like an amorphous blob...

The weight is always placed on the axels, bruh.

Raphael, you’ve had your money-pit of a Bug in NYC for months, and haven’t used it to create profitable #content until now?

$38k for a 40 y/o Merc with a super rare engine and hydropnuematic suspension? It really is a CP price, because this car will leave you broke and homeless. On the bright side the back seat is big enough to live in so you’d be the classiest hobo in the rail yard.

My vote is always C.P., whenever the carpet doesn’t match the drapes... Because, what the heck! ...what sane bodywork would do such a crappy paint job, and on a luxury Mercedes, of all cars!