That’s good old-fashioned “fresh air”!

Never have the words “excitement” and “excrement” been so closely linked.

“Imputed”?

My perception of his era of BMWs has been clouded by the utter crap quality control they embody. That 7 series is extra ugly when I think of the transmission fault codes that made it infamous.

I feel like there’s a joke here I’m missing.

Included in the price of the car is the right to slaughter poors during your coke fuelled, 200mph plus runs down I-95.

Pure Michigan

“Bullet proof” only in comparison with the typical German luxo-barges of its era.

Who does a guy have to blow around here to get out of the greys? I’ve got my Chapstick.

The rent is too damned high!

We are so desperate for anything with a smattering of character at a price the rest of us can afford that we are now fawning over junk like this rolling afterbirth.

More good news: If you take it anywhere with what the non California world calls “weather” it will dissolve like Red Hots in a fish tank. Most of these older S class cars were victims of tin worm and could be heard rusting at night.

Hit “resume” on cruise control by accident?

Finally a sound system that can literally blow the doors off.

These cost as much to run used as to buy new. Run away quickly.

The same “no” I would give to an AMG wheel barrow. Why does this exist?

That’s actually much worse.

I had one of those Passats and it was just boring enough to cause seizures.

Did this on my 99 mx5 and learned why the car smelled like old french fries in the summer.