Christians always want it both ways. “It’s literal unless I need it to mean something not specifically mentioned!”

“the inerrancy of God’s Scripture.”

What could go wrong, indeed?

pizzer*

Someone should throw a pizza at that dude’s head

ETA everyone should laugh like Don Orsillo laughs in this

And Pagan running towards the fan would change his fate how if that person were intending to stab him? Ya, none. Let security do their job and stay away from fans of the field if it’s a concern.

The person had a flower. There should be no respect given for what Pagan did. In fact most of the time American athletes over react to fans on the field and moron sports casters, writers and other fans egg them on by giving them props for reacting like subhumans on the warpath.

I used to have that happen to me all the time. I would make a game of it and pick up as many things as I possibly could and leave them laying randomly throughout the store.

Did you do it while black, though?

Carrying clothes between floors in the same store is theft??!! Hell, I’ve done that multiple times before. What a racket.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.