Coffee Clutch

Draper, this is one of the best things I’ve ever read on Deadspin —

Joe West’s diet of bacon grease and butter

That sterile shit soon got tiresome, but — the first time I heard the drums on “Intruder,” “Nigel,” and most of “Abacab” I questioned the decision to play guitar and not drums...but yeah, it got old quick.

The ‘80’s were all about pumping up the drums

This is a whole ‘nutha can of human beans; or maybe just chips from a chocolate fireball.

Ashamed to say that I discovered him in Power Station and not Chic

It must be 25 o’clock when people are posting about Tony Thompson on Jezebel...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Now...freeze!

You got it!

Damn man, I had to go get a snack during that tome!

Dear C.A. — normally (based upon what you write re. restaurants etc.) you’re pretty cool. When you join in w/the anti-Baustaun crowd, you’re not. And apparently prone to over-generalizations. Hmmm. So what was I delusional about, again, other than that you’re usually somewhat rational and even-handed? Loon? Guilty.

Hey buzzkilling — mistake #1: I don’t like (US) football. Mistake #2: I’m not a Pats fan. And mistake #3: Being rude. Thank you and good night!

Hey, a good one from AB! Cool — save for the traditional Deadspin (except you Kalaf) anti-Sawx bullshit at the end. It wasn’t enough just to justifiably hate on Crapelbon, huh?

Tori’s Revenge?

Uh, torso and/or legs blocking the view/impeding the acckshun! C’mon, Des!

In Boston, too!

No thanks. Once was enough.

Wicked pissah, huh Lestah?!