Meh. He’s still only the 3rd best Mookie in sports history.

The 30-inch Zyla

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

You might want to work on your joke getting skills. Lord knows I have to work on my joke making skills.

Or “I was hoping to go beyond second base but I couldn’t get past that Odor”

Why is this good though? Don’t we spend years telling our kids this isn’t how things are done? Then they see this from the guys making millions playing a kid’s game, and nothing happens.

Seriously gotta start suspending both teams one game each when this happens.

Too much car or too much coffee?

Dumbass isn’t good enough?

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

I had professional interaction with that scumbag while he was at Morgan Lewis. We hired him as appellate counsel due to his political ties on a big-money case that had gone off the rails. I wrote the fucking brief myself and he billed our client $250k for something like a week’s work, next to none of which was done by…

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.