Rally Monkey was serious business, homie.

Might the fact that the author preceded the Bartman line by blaming a Giants loss on a monkey tell you that he was being less than serious?

Bartman isn’t the reason the Cubs didn’t win that game in ‘03, he was just the scapegoat for it. Leaving Prior out there too long, a booted ball by Alex Gonzalez, and not being able to get clutch outs are the reasons the Cubs lost that game. Also, that was GAME SIX. They still had Game 7 to play the next night and…

Insulted his wife?! Did they throw yo momma jokes in for good measure?

Do you think Carlton would be upset or pleased at the prospect of a black Tom Jones? This is an important question people.

Having ancestry you didn’t know about? It’s not unusual.

The amazing thing is that Harvey shut Zobrist down, and that guy’s Auschwitz hitter!

Ugh. Gestapo the puns already.

Curt Schilling ✔@gehrig38

You guys are really in a führer over this.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out

I support neither team (though I’d have preferred a Mets win), but wasn't that play ‘bad baserunning unpunished by bad defense’? Joe Buck and Harold Reynolds were awful.

THANK YOU. Oh my GOD it was interminable listening to Joe Buck word vomit praise on Hosmer’s base-running. The Royals were amazing at seizing opportunities but a good throw to home sends that series back KC.

I particularly like that the thing he apologizes for, at least in the excerpts, is being a little too flashy with his clothes. He’s sorry he wore a mink and a Piaget, you guys. Please, find it in your hearts to forgive him for his crimes...of tacky commercial excess.

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?