if there’s ever a time of year for guys like Hirschbeck to have a bit thicker skin than usual, it’s now.

I much prefer them to the Jeff Lynne snare sound, which reminds me of a piece of aluminum siding getting thwacked with the carcass of a dead badger.

The things we used to do on grass...

Those things were ridiculous - like an 80’s time stamp. They sounded more like a door slam. It made a distinct contrast to the seventies classic rock drum, where Henley and Fleetwood sounded like they were hitting wet cardboard boxes.

You’re my drug.

And let’s also not forget that Tony Thompson didn’t play to a click track.

Truth! Get a load of the fill at 0:16. The ‘80’s were all about pumping up the drums, but Tony is punishing them shits.

Chic and Jezebel: we’ll be together ‘til the end of time.

I recently found an unopened vinyl version of Like a Virgin at a local record store, and I scooped it up for $4. I had forgotten how much I loved Nile Rodgers’s guitar playing on even the most minor of tracks.

Wow, his pitch was per—

Let’s watch it again!

Luckily you’re known far and wide for your excellent commenting, so there’s that

Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN!

Every time I found myself cheering on the Cubs, TBS would cut to some hellhole Chicago bar full of asshole fans, and I’d be like “Oh yeah, that’s why I root against this team.”

I don’t think you read this article correctly

I think the best pitcher in a Buc’s uniform this evening has been the kid behind home plate. Kid has solid mechanics

Good thing he fainted with the jab on those combos or the water cooler would have defended it.