As a life long Terps fan, this picture has helped me get through many many rough seasons.

Not to get too deep into the darkest shit of racism, but I actually think it's also a fantastic extra gesture that they have a white woman sitting on his lap.

HA women!

Not tear gas.

Can we please curb the use of "Truther" as a description of these type of people and use the more accurate "Paranoid Schizophrenic"?

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

Yep. Things will be juuuust fine in Sochi.

Can we just make "snuck" a word already? "Selfie" was added to the dictionary last year! If we don't get "snuck" in 2014 I vow to investigate 9/11!

Our government can't even figure out how a budget works, and the President during 9/11 now spends his days painting his pets. Honestly, this country can't even keep The Bachelor results secret, these truthers are greatly overestimating our governments capabilities.

In hindsight it was probably a bad idea to put the Broncos defense in charge of security.

He looks like a nice enough guy...let 'em through.

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

His dick is still longer than most of Denver's pass attempts.

You win. I'd be freaked out if I was flying down a slide towards something like that.

Well of course he has a moat, water is super scary.

Taking a page out of my book, very nice. Since it is America's game, and Seattle won, I find this highly appropriate.

Well, that was uh... quite the game. I was rooting for the Broncos, and I anticipated a good/close game, but I don't think anybody could have predicted the utter catastrophe that occurred tonight. Who knew the Broncos would shit the bed that badly? Oh well. On to March Madness!

Congratulations to all the Seahawks fans,…