YAAAS! Fishbone are kings!!

So that's why Infowars.com wanted a media credential.

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That video got taken down quickly. Have this Vine.

"Dammit! The Broncos defense was supposed to be running security for these press conferences!"

"Daddy loves Candy Crush more than me!"

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Just buy a cheap $30 deep fryer. If you enjoy wings, fried chicken, and french fries it's well worth the investment. Sure you can do it in a pot on the stove but it's so much more difficult to control the temperature, which is key to getting fried food that crispy instead of soggy.

As a Buffalo native I'd rather read about my grandmother getting eaten by zombie rats than this recipe. Undercooked wings with extra vinegar? Yum! Use any old tobacco sauce? Wrong. You use a cayenne pepper sauce, Franks only, and wings need to cook 12 minutes. Anything else is a fraud. This article is a travesty.

Are you "concept-posting?" With A.A. Milne, no less. Man, that is next level stuff.

I'm surprised KUSI didn't find an way to conflate Superbowl weather and slamming Obamacare. That's pretty much their big issue these days.

Less embarrassing than their stance on anthropomorphic climate change.

Why? Probably because of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard taking a stand against babies in the media.

Bring out the Orange. Orange's sleeping. Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

The real reason the blue devil has balls in his mouth:

In my college days I ate a huge amount of wings and for me at least, Trappey's Bull Hot Sauce with a little butter and ketchup is the closest to great bar wings. Frank's is just to vinegary and Sriracha should never be used.

Guy Fieri puts up a mean defense. See here how he keeps the hairdresser O-line out.

In all fairness, playing beachbowl can really chafe the nipples.

C'mon man. Keep that fucking Sriracha away from those wings.