Are you "concept-posting?" With A.A. Milne, no less. Man, that is next level stuff.

I'm surprised KUSI didn't find an way to conflate Superbowl weather and slamming Obamacare. That's pretty much their big issue these days.

Less embarrassing than their stance on anthropomorphic climate change.

Why? Probably because of Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard taking a stand against babies in the media.

Bring out the Orange. Orange's sleeping. Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

The real reason the blue devil has balls in his mouth:

Guy Fieri puts up a mean defense. See here how he keeps the hairdresser O-line out.

In all fairness, playing beachbowl can really chafe the nipples.

"I also have a good feeling that Dewey will defeat Truman."

I use the "pray and spray" method; it's the same way I take a piss, have sex, and play video games.

There was a song playing on this?

The perfect way to hold a hamburger is whatever way I can shove it fast enough into my mouth so I can eat it. Because I likes me some good hamburgers.

Ah, the old "squirt and spray" method of eating a burger.

On the top gif, what is the beige middle layer?

"Texan," "fucking idiot"... po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

I want Texas to succeed in secession. I want to see how their little experiment in being a combination of Iran and a libertopia goes.

I'm pretty sure whatever is happening in that picture is, in fact, illegal in Texas.