You know how a single tear drops from a Native American's eye when you litter? That just happened to me watching a black guy lose to a white guy in a foot race.

"Seconded"

Way to go, Greg. This should set race relations back another 50 years.

Totally the ice's fault.

Shitty post. This video was a non-starter.

Black Ice strikes again!

He runs like he writes

He looks like Upgrayedd from Idiocracy in that coat.

And that's in the chorus! She couldn't even take the time to make a better rhyme for the chorus?!?! (Also, I just made an internal rhyme in my last sentence, THAT'S how easy it is.)

Welp, at least you're having fun while being robbed of money to gain an education that will not prepare you for those unavailable jobs. Even universities are getting hijacked by short attention spans and blind celebrity worship. The idiocracy is coming, y'all!

OK, if I see this on your transcript and you bitch about your student loans, I've got no time for you.

Why would I pay thousands of dollars to take a class on something I can dissect on the Internet for free?

I have never been more proud to be a Rutgers alum.

Will the class get into how horrible and unimaginative it was when she decided to rhyme "I can have another you in a minute" with "Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute"?

Atlanta: STATE OF EMERGENCY! 4 INCHES OF SNOW! EVERYBODY PANIC.

Goddamn it, it's so cliche, but southerners losing their shit over a dusting of snow is just the funniest thing ever. I mean holy crap, those ajc.com links....they had kids sleeping on gym mats overnight at the school? For snow that they wouldn't have even bothered to plow north of the Mason-Dixon? A fucking school…

I'm somewhat suspicious this was written by a man to encourage more women to seek casual sex.

I sense an opportunity..... match up the "recently dumped and looking for rebound sex" girls with the "friend-zoned and pissed off because you're not gonna fuck them" guys from that other article..... everyone gets laid, it's win-win!!!!

And FoCo would be the pansexual tattooed sustainable lifestyle sister who brews her own beer.

Kids are all gross. My sweet little daughter, at age 6, raised her arm and it was like someone had cut a raw onion. So gross. She showers daily, and well - her hair smells fantastic. But hormones are a bitch.