It's not a romance.

Agreed! This article is very knee-jerky. I think people just enjoy piling on Kristen Stewart.

It's like Lena Dunham's version of this:

Well.. depends on the baby's age. I had dinner with a bunch of friends recently. The place is sort of a lounge-y sports bar with a separate dining area. One friend brought her 3 month old TRIPLETS.

Sample tweet:

But he did nothing for his inconvenienced dinners at the time so I see him as an ass.

No babysitter = no can do. As the parent of a small child, I feel for them with the last-minute cancellation, but certain things are just incompatible—like babies and 2-hour leisurely meals. They should have called friends to see if anyone could take advantage of their reservation, and gotten back on the wait list…

He should have addressed the situation. Any other employee/chef at any other restaurant wouldn't have a job right now.

I'm going to start with the Inter, and for the main I'll have the Semi. My friend will have the Peri starter and then the Contra. For dessert, we'll share the Post, naturally.

Also maybe don't tweet about your guests, Achatz.

That's one of those things, like turning into a skid, that is terrifying in the moment but has an easy to understand solution. I think that even when people know these things, the panic that you feel when it's happening overtakes you and it's hard to remember how to get out of the situation.

Hopefully their new look will be more Edgar Rice Burroughs cover and less Johnny Cash/June Carter impersonation.

Rip tide: swim parallel to the shore for a hundred yards. Then swim back in. You're welcome.

Why do I feel like he's channeling Jack Black?

I hope it will set a precedence for all Women's rights issues EVERYWHERE. A bunch of states have laws that invalidate a woman's advance directive if she's pregnant. I had no idea. Scary stuff.

Being from Oklahoma, and of childbearing age, this fucking terrifies me. Beyond that, this is cruel to her family on so many levels; they're stuck footing the medical bills. Now her husband is a single parent, and he's possibly saddled with a brain damaged new born to boot. Tragic in almost Euripidean way.

Bet you the so called "pro lifers" are sending this poor family death threats by the cartload.