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My computer science degree. ;)

Absolutely no offense taken, cool story :)
It's pretty amazing to me that MTG is still somewhat popular here (Finland) as well. Some friends of mine still play it in groups. People don't buy cards on their own, but they play it as Cube Draft as in they have a pool of cards that all players draw from.

some might use it as birthcontrol

Are you under the impression that some women hit the 3rd trimester and say, "You know what? I don't think I want to have a baby after all. I'm gonna get an abortion, buy a new bikini, and hit the beach!" ?

Quit your socialist yammering! Next you'll tell me that you have better public education, too.

Is Vermont also one of the states where if I die in the first trimester of pregnancy my family will not be forced to watch in horror as my dead body is hooked up to machines to gestate a oxygen deprived fetus? Especially if I made my wishes clear in a legal document? Because if so, I am moving.

Imma buy a subaru.

I'm beginning to sense a theme for today...

Yes. He seems to forget that the voters have to be selected and that process is the one under scrutiny. He seems more dumb than normal.

how can you call this guy sanctimonious?

Oh man, why's the video so short? I wanted to hear what these unassailable paragons of journalistic integrity had to say about Ciroc Ultra Premium Vodka another seven or eight minutes down their list.

Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

Say what you like about the tenets of Deadspin, Dude, but at least it's an ethos.

Anybody who wrote what Mike Wilbon did after Sean Taylor was murdered should lose all right to call anybody else sanctimonious.

Remember when the PTI Guys didn't say something really dumb? No? Anyone? Please?

All animals average around 24 seconds to empty their bladder. Humans are faster because we hurry while pissing.

While I chose Fahrenheit 451, I think it's true with anything by Ray Bradbury. You reach an age where Bradbury seems old fashioned and dated.

The earlier you read this, the better.

As a 16 year old Sci-Fi nut, I feel like this is an incredibly important Open Channel. I just finished Dune, so I want to know what to read next