Thank you. And by the way when I wrote swimming in my pool I actually meant swimming in the pool in my parent's backyard when I was a teen. Sadly that was almost 20 years ago and no one has come close to melting my nerdy heart.

Christ, I always knew I was a huge nerd but then I dated a guy who was into MTG. All he wanted to do was play that game with his friends, while I was a hormonal teenager who wanted to do other things. I stayed with him much longer than I should've. I knew it was over when he tried to bring their MTG game to my…

Love him or hate him he should be a first ballot HOFer. If writers go by integrity then they should vote out half of the HOF for being raging racists or blatant adulterers.

To his credit, he actually spelled it "santimonious".

At least Heyman isn't publicizing his thoughts or making a show of being morally superior to other people.

BREAKING NEWS: The World Wide Leader has moved "Highly Questionable" to 3AM EST on ESPN8, The Ocho.

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

Given the hate that the steroid users and Barry Bonds had/have, Bonds getting 64.9% impresses me. I thought the number would be lower.

We should all be proud. We participated in democracy today. We took power from the 1% — the establishment, the predominantly old and white majority, the puppet masters — and concentrated it in the power of the people.

Dan, you magnificent Le bastard!

And just like that, Lebatard is my new favorite ESPN gasbag.

Thanks for doing this Dan.

I haven't seen any MTG freaks, ever, nor have I ran across any rule 34 material. Could be that I'm oblivious to that since I'm a fan of MTG myself, an oldskool at that, but haven't played much since it came out way back when. Recent Android version was pretty kickass though. Wouldn't spend my money on cards nowadays.

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I came sooooo close to usuing a RotN pic for the top image.

"What is the nerdiest branch of all possible nerdlinesses?"

"FUCK YEAH! YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S BOSTON STRONG! THAT'S BOSTON STRONG! WORST TO FIRST! I'M GOIN' OUT FOR SOME BREWS, WHO'S WITH ME?"

Lame, I like the All Blacks and Rugby.

If that weren't enough, he was also able to whip the whole crowd up into the most successful "All Blacks Suck" chant he's ever led.

Which they don't (except for the wicket-keeper).

It's like an article about baseball run through a mad-lib generator...