Marvin Pontiac is too good. Pancakes is where it's at.

Allen Iverson on if he would accept John Lurie's invite to go fishing:

Maybe you were a fan of the radical musical stylings of his avant garde jazz/new wave band, John Lurie and the Lounge Lizards, a staple of the Downtown scene in the 1970s and 1980s.

Idiocracy

Young Frankenstein

"Next up, on Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives: We'll visit an advertising agency that has crap flowing from it's ceilings!"

BAM!

This lovely book about dinosaurs has figures of Cope and Marsh that pop-up and play tug-of-war with a dinosaur bone. It's awesome.

Employee #1: Hey man, you see this email from IT? It says we can now access all our documents and music and whatever from anywhere we log on, as long as we put our data in the "cloud." That's pretty cool.

…And if you watch the video upside-down, it looks exactly like the Deadspin comment section!

Hey, man. That's my hat. Give it back.

Guilty or not, Maddux knew that chicks dug the long ball....

You know the thing about a blowhard baseball writer, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye.

I am saddened at how under represented scotch is....apparently I am conflicted since I keep both Makers and Glenlivet in my cabinet.

In truth, we are pretty much the same person, if a person is entirely defined by their drinks of choice and political feelings. And it is.

Thanks for the link. I took it and got a -7.0 x -6.8 (non-authoritarian left), but I love bourbon. All the bourbons I see on here skew Republican, which makes sense since it's more popular in the US south, but is way off for me.

You sound like a hoot

Not even remotely.

In all seriousness I have gone through 6 liters of beefeater in the last 8 days. I am a school teacher so go fuck yourselves people with real jobs and no vacation time!!!